On the Nose
Posted by OurTwoSense (Atlantic Shores, United States) on 5 April 2012 in Animal & Insect.
Lilly : I suppose you don't get much chance to kiss cattle in London, Ronnie.
Ronnie : I tried it on this one, Lilly, but the owner said he'd call his Doberman.
Lilly : Aww, that's nice of him . . . so, did you get to kiss the dog instead ?