This kind of in-depth information makes life easier. Now, everyone knows that there does not help anyone.

Voici des instructions claires, précises et indiscutables! Belle composition super drôle comme d'habitude!
Have a nice day

yes, indeed, very much so! ;)

Lilly that door looks quite forbidding with those locks, and I worry what might happen if you should walk through if insurance is so important ! And Ronnie be careful if that's a London estate agent you may end up having a very expensive mortgage or lease on a cardboard box if you ask for directions !

Forgotten words: No Photography! :)
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very nice shot!
such beautiful frame, colors, lighting & textures!

A few words are enough, nice photo presentation.

Reminds me of trips into Wales (or France) - its a holiday weekend so all the shops and cafes are shut.

Looks like a good place to go in and see if they can change a fiver for you Ronnie

Most unhelpful businesses. I like the contrast between the elegant and the plain signs.

But our customers ask us to work before and after business hours !

No

One wonders what to do and especially what they do :)) Excellent !!!

I'm glad I made it today ..

those 'business' hours. ;-))

Quelle ancienne porte de bois et vue sueprbe compo avec les inducations.
amitié

Seems like the person who wrote the list of "no's" was in a really bad mood! Maybe you should bring a little bouquet of flowers by Ronnie and brighten their day! These are both great finds! I need to pay a little more attention to signs.

Typically French.........both sides

In fact, I can think of several businesses that are unhelpful though they open lots of hours a day... :) It's not a matter of quantity but of quality... Talking about quality... how can anyone post any notice like that on R ??? Is it real ? And... hasn't he been fired ??!! :)
'Real life' is what allows us to share these moments too ;-) See you on every Monday from now !!

At least O2S's insurance company will still allow visitors Tuesdays through Sundays!! I can only hope the Monday visits won't lead to Aminus3 crashes. :-)

"Non à tout!" C'est tellement plus simple ;-))

More and more business seem to cater to no one but themselves. The day of service with a smile is now past. At least you can make us smile about it, though

You have put me in a good mood! You always do! Thank you very much friend! very good work! Hugs to you, Adela

And if ...I FIND something ...??!! Superb composition .

Amazing and funny signs!

Interesting & beautiful!

Those signs are almost as bad as calling a customer service helpline only to find the representative speaks some form of English far removed from mine. That doesn't necessarily mean the person is in another country. Some accents are quite "foreign" to my ear.

Signs for the times maybe.

The good thing it's they do not make a misleading advertising ! Excellente correspondence as usual ! :)

It's good that they took the time and effort to clarify their position...

So formal and precise about their unwillingness; what is this world coming to?
(The understatement of this century!)

I love that door. It would look great in my house.

No lost property? How do they ensure that?

This is a great moment of temptation...
While there's no one around, I might sneak in here and paint this on the real estate one," Close for business. Shifted to Timbuktoo."

THIS is EUROPE...NOW! And everybody is worried to death about "what can we do to improve the economy in Europe"!!! In Japan, Saturdays and Sundays are THE DAYS for shopping, buying cars and houses and offering all sorts of services to people! (Even...not wanted services, too!)

That's a lot of No's .... prefer yes's, but hey :-) .... maybe tomorrow .....;-)
JH

good contrast

eh oui

I think these places are actually training facilities for conservative politicians!

No loock, no comment no be happy...... It's very sad!
But, you, have a nica day, of course!!!! :) :)

Oh! I want a information! :P

I understand them very well indeed, Ronnie! They must have had some very "dark moments" in their daily work with the public in London!!!

oups it's closed...

Happy Silly Tuesday. The customer is always right huh. Dream again.

Just brilliant!! Very clever to present them this way. I'm always amazed at the attitude conveyed in these notices. Perhaps we will go elsewhere!!

Looks like a very helpful bunch. I wonder if they have a public restroom. Nice find.

My friend's family just bought a flat in London this just about personifies their experience with their agent!!

So "beyond the call of duty" is now only a museum curiosity. Progress means limitations. Progress means regressions. Love paradoxes.

Au moins comme ça c'est clair !
JP

:-)

Looks like Basil Faulty territory!

jajaj es muy bueno veo que en todas partes pasa lo mismo !!! aquí en mi país pasa lo mismo que en ambos carteles y después una vez dentro la historia se repite con mucha incompetencia . un beso grande . Alejandra

This kind of approach in fact promote true business? Wonderful images here!

Closed!!!
Oeps!

What weird finds! :-)

Lilly's seems more official. Good composition.

Well, at least the sign on the left is outspoken in its unfriendliness. The mealy-mouthed sign on the right tries to deflect its negativity to some unspecified outside party. There is a store that I never returned to when I brought back an item for repair Its sign said something like:

"In order to serve you better, we no longer accept warranty repairs at this store. For your convenience, you can deliver items requiring service to " (a store several miles away). "If you are unable to deliver your item to that store. we can arrange a courier delivery for" (a price slightly lower than buying a new one). "We appreciate your business." Yeah, I can see that.

Belle composition et toujours très drôle. )

Superb

WOOOOOOOOOOW
NO... THING!

Funny and surprising !

Efficace,
bon weekend !

A Great weekend !
:-))

So true and so hilarious. Real estate agents usually seem to thrive in making their customers unhappy or give reasons to complaint :)

Ha ha.. the way you have presented, you have brought out the funny side of these serious notice's.

:)
Have a great day.

Hihi...Excellent, Ronnie! ;-)))

Nice capture. very unhelpful indeed!

The sign on the left is much more official-looking.